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Hello me lovely Creatives.  Tis that time of year once again for sucking on a sprout and buying novelty gifts that you would never wish to receive.  The Emporium started it’s very own “12 Days of Chrisbos” on Facebook in homage and respect to this festive rainy season.  For those of you that were lucky enough to miss it, here it is in all of its sweaty entirety …

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me …

12

 One, two, three, FOUR, FIVE,

Six, seven eight, NINE, TEN,

ELEVEN, TWELVE.

(Doo-doo-a-doo-a-doo, do-do-a-do-a-do-a-do-DAH)

TWELVE!

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Eleven Doctors Time Travelling

(Pointy finger out.  Which one to have first?  I think I’ll save Sylvester McCoy for last)

ten

Ten Flickering (I said “Flickering”) Lights

nine fritz

Nine Lives of a very naughty pussy

eight

Total Coelo

(as in I “eat” – past tense “ate” – numerical form “eight”, oh, be quiet, I’d had a difficult day,

mind you, it’s a marvel what one can do with a bin liner and a bit of imagination)

seven day lover

Seven days of Loving

(Now, there is a lot of choice for innuendo here, “Cream”, “Fountain”, well, perhaps just two then)

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Six Flying Pickets

(If you had to make out with one, which handsome capella would you pick? Or perhaps it would be a shame to break them up,  for they make such sweet music)

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Five Chaffing Rings

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Four Fab Friends

(Not too sure what is happening here, but they seem to be having fun, and that’s all that matters)

Three Knitted Turbans

Three Tiny Turbans

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Two Woolly Snowmen

(as created by the infamous and slightly talented Mrs Liz Coleman)

And for the first day, there was a dilema betwixt …

Tommy Squatter

Little Tommy Squatter

or

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The Hulk having a poo

or even …

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This Charming man

(see what I did there – groans)

but nothing could withstand the power and the girth of

(prepared to be amazed and aghasted and anything else that begins with “a” within reason)

Hellocatty

A CAT DRESSED AS “HELLO KITTY”

The Emporium wishes everyone that has either written rather good wordings, answered extremely naff questions and taken time to read the bloggins a bloomin lovely Christmas and a Happy New Easter.

Plenty of kisses under the Mistletoe and a gentle dose of Herpes.

Fine

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